Monday, June 24, 2013

Darkness of my heart My Immortal, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends style!



Panthermon sits on a couch in a large room, a Gazimon sits next to her. The place looks well decorated,a few vases, a few lamps; the usual sort of things. A chalkboard stands in the middle of the room with a few pieces of chalk in its tray. A large plasma TV hangs on the wall, with a few consoles hooked up, controllers nicely set nearby; games, TV series of all sorts and movies stacked on the entertainment system. 

"I really. Do not know what to even. Say about this thing. 
Just. Lets begin." She sighs, her right paw covering her face. 
AN: OK guys i know my story keeps getting deleted so heres a new version hope you like it! PS my BFF is betareeding for me so it will be bettter NO FLAMES!
Hi. My name is Marie Bloody Ebony D'arkness. Im 16 years old and have long black hair with red strikes down that back and purple eyes. Im gothik and emo too so I wear lots of black makeup an cloths. today i was waering a marlin manson tshirt and and short black mini skirt that showd off my hawt legs and combat boots and fishnet stockings and gloves. I also had on black eyeliner black lipstick white fondation and brown blush. Im also a vampire so I drink blood and stuff but nobody noes that. 
"And we have our sue ladies n gents!" She snarks. 

today i was looking for a job bcuz i got fired from my old one for beating up my bastard coworker (an: shes relly tough btw).
"Yeah I'm sure she is." /sarcasm. 

I came to fosters to get a job bcuz I thought imaginary frends were cool. I went up the steps and knocked on the door a Bunny in a suit answered.
"Yes" he said "what do you want?"
"Hi Id like to apply for a job here please" I said
The bunny was looking at me and thinking and I could tell he was undressing me with his eyes! (That perv!)

"Uhm. I'm pretty sure this guy wasn't a perv. Even in the slightest bit. Chalk one up for the ooc board little bunny."

The Gazimon nods, chalking up a tally mark on a chalk board with number of characters acting 
OOC. 

Come with me" he said so i followed him up to his office where an old lady was sitting.
"Who the fuck is this piece of shit!" she screamed I could tell she didn't like me

"Gee whatever gave her that idea." The Gazimon snarked. "The unnecessary profanity? Or her screaming?" He added, then adding another tally to the board. 

"She wants a job here" The bunny (aka Mr Heriman) said
"I DON'T WANT HER FUCKING KIND IN MY HOUSE!" She shreaked knocking ober a vase. I could tell she was a bitch. then she left. it my dad would get angery and beet me 

"He throws beets at her?" 

and rape me.

She goes silent for a moment. "Wow. Way to randomly insert a pardon my language for a bit, but way to insert a fucking terrible thing into your shitty little sue like its fucking NOTHING just to give her an oh so 'tragic' backstory. And I say like its nothing because I read ahead. It's mentioned like one more time way later in the fucking story. Fuck you author. Fuck. You."

I was on my knees begging and was almost ready to slit my wrists.

Pantermon growls, her fur standing up, tail swishing slowly out of pure rage. "I don't care if this is a fucking troll fic. That is not an acceptable thing randomly  put into a damned story at all. You're really pissing me off author. You're really pissing me off." She snarls. 

"Fine" said Mr Herriman "but you have to do somthing for me first"
At first i didnt understand butt when he started taking off his cloths i understood. I sigh and we did it for about half an hour (i had to do this with my last boss too so i was used to it).

"Half an hour?" she snorts. "Wow. And she did this with her last boss. Gee what a delightful trait. She doesn't have the balls to tell a man to piss off if the only way she could get a job is to have sex with them. Fuckin idiot. I mean. Seriously. TALK TO THEM. SAY THAT IF YOU TRY THAT SHIT YOU WILL KICK THEM IN THE BALLS. TELL THEM HOW QUALIFIED YOU ARE FOR THE JOB. DON'T ALLOW THEM TO FUCK YOU TO GET A JOB LIKE THIS. AND DAMN IT. YOU'RE UNDERAGE!" She yells, sounding a bit miffed still. 

  then after we were done mister heriman called a girl named franky to give me a tour. 

"Go on and just chalk it up now Bunny." She says flatly. 

The Gazimon nods, doing so. "You want me to get the boss in here to calm you down a bit?" He asks. 

Panthermon sighs, giving a small nod. "Yeah. I'm gonna need to calm down unless I want to wreck the place." She sighs. 

The Gazimon nods again, leaving the room. 

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